Obi-Wan is a Prick
"Obi-Wan is a Prick"
by Jay Richard
Look at that. That's just great. I told you that I had the high ground, didn't I? But no, no, you didn't listen. Now look at you. You're, like, Darth Stumpy McStumpstump now. You overachiever -- you couldn't stop with just one missing limb. That would be too easy for you, Sith boy.
You were the Chosen One, you idiot. I mean, Space Jesus, you were supposed to be the salvation of the galaxy.
I had to grade you on a curve just to get you to "Jedi" status. I couldn't flunk our precious little Chosen One, now could I? Do you have any idea how much pressure there was for me to pass you, like you were the school's star quarterback? It was just like that, except instead of the school's head coach pressuring me it was a green midget with a grammar problem. You have no idea how humiliating that is. Yoda has been talking down to me for longer than you've been alive, and it just gets worse over time. Trust me on that.
And the whole thing about you destroying the
Inner demonsA/N So thought I'd do this cute one shot since I really love this movie, i love Johnny/Dracula there so cute together.
"She was killed by you're kind".
It had been 3 day's since the mystery of the legend had been revealed, yet Johnny still couldn't shake those haunted pained Blue eye's that had stared into his soul.
He always knew human's were ruthless, cruel,unforgiving. He'd know it well despite his position as a human he never really fit in the human race, even growing up he'd been a bit of an oddball. His parents hadn't even been able to understand him or his way of thinking, still to have a beautiful woman such as Martha killed by someone of his kind.
It hurt more than words could express.
It was no surprise that Johnny found himself back into the same room that's word's still haunted his dreams, with the lights dimmed the painting looked even more breathtaking than he remembered it just day's before. This painting truly expressed what true love was, and what it was meant to be. E